A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. (Peter De Vries)

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." (Phyllis Diller)

“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young” (Unknown) 

Today is Mothering Sunday in the UK.
Just have a look at this:

Amazing!